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PostSubject: Ira Brideston   Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:03 am



D.O.B: 13/01/1983
AGE: 28
STREET ADDRESS: 1 Matilda Close
TOWN/CITY: Thamesmead
COUNTY/STATE: Greater London
COUNTRY: England
WEIGHT: 145lbs
ETHNICITY: Caucasian, English
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: No distinguishing marks to note.



Please list position(s) for which you are applying within the Thamesmead Facility:

Research Coordinator

Please explain why you are applying for the position(s):

Ira is applying for Research Coordinator because he is the most qualified for the position and I trust him with the research that we’ll be conducting.

Why do you feel you would be the best candidate for the position(s)?:

He has the approval of the facility administrator so of course he’s the best candidate for the position.

Do you posses the necessary qualifications for the position(s) for which you are applying? If yes, please list them below:

Undergraduate BSc (Honours) Mathematics
Undergraduate BSc Computer Science
MSc Advanced Computer Science

What other qualifications or skills do you possess which you feel will aid your performance in the chosen position(s)?:


Have you worked in this type of position or facility before? If so, where and when?:


Please describe your most recent employment experiences, including your positions there, company names, and locations:


How do you think your previous education and employment experiences will aid your performance within the chosen position(s)?:




Please describe yourself to the best of your ability, in only five words. ('And' will not count towards these.):

Caucasian, pale, average height and weight.

You're in a desert, walking along. You look down and see a tortoise. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, trying to right itself, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why?:

Depending on the length of time spent in the desert, and available resources like food and water, it's possible to hypothesise that if those resources were running low, I might leave the tortoise to die so that I could eat it. However, this would be a very inefficient way of killing it, unless there were no other tools available. If I was desperate enough to kill the tortoise, the amount of time that would pass between flipping the tortoise over and its inevitable expiration might be too long for me to survive, so I would have to find a way to terminate it beforehand or perish. I can see no other reason i would turn the tortoise over, but hypothesising on the mind under duress is a complex proce-

Because he might eat it later.

You find a glass. The total volume capacity of the glass is taken up half by water and half by air. Is the glass half empty, or half full?:

The answer to this question depends entirely on the prior state of the glass. If the total volume capacity of the glass had been taken up entirely with water previously, and was either emptied to half its capacity, or half of the water evaporated, I would say that the glass was half empty. If the total volume capacity of the glass had previously been taken up entirely by air, and water was added to fill half of this, then I would say the glass is half full.

What methods would you employ in order to relax during times of stress, and how effective do you think these have been in the past?:

Computers. Coding. Bouncy balls. They work well.

Please list three traits about yourself that you consider negative, and three traits about yourself that you consider positive. Explain these choices if necessary:

To answer this question I must first seek clarification on whether the perception of negative or positive is my own, or whether it is the socially accepted norms that I should abide by in this insta-

Ira’s positive qualities include his intelligence, his endearing manner, and his ability to stay focused on the task at hand. Some of Ira’s negative traits are that he can be as thick as two short planks, can be very childish, and he leaves his little computer bits everywhere for me to step on.

Describe one event in your life that you would change if you could, and why:

I wouldn't change anything, because then I wouldn't be who I am today. Life is a sum of all experience and nothing more.

If a superior gave you a task to complete, to which you were wholly, morally opposed, what would you do?:

I'd tell Mum.

If you caught a friend and co-worker stealing from your place of employment, breaking rules, and/or endangering the safety of others, what would you do?:

I'd tell my brother.

If your application for employment to the Thamesmead Facility is approved, will you agree to sign a full non-disclosure agreement, knowing that you would be unable to discuss any methods, protocols, subjects or other staff members with anyone not also employed by Brideston Pharmacokinetics?:

I don't have anyone else to discuss things with...

If hired by Brideston Pharmacokinetics would you agree to follow all facility rules, guidelines and orders or instructions given to you by superiors, regardless of moral objections or other hindrances?:




Where did you grow up, and what was it like there?:

I grew up in Mayfair, London. It was acceptable and possibly superfluous in some instances.

What are/were your social interactions like? Do/did you have many friends and/or relationships?:

My brother is my friend. Sometimes. I don't have relationships.

What prompted you to pursue the career path you are now following?:


Were you ever a member of the armed forces or of a law enforcement or security agency? If yes, please list rank and branch, or company name and location:


Do/Did you ever abuse controlled substances, including but not limited to alcohol, prescription medications, street drugs and tobacco?:


Have you ever been convicted of a crime? If yes, please list conviction(s) and served sentence(s) below:




    By signing below, you agree, upon approval of your application for employment, not to disclose any information about methods, protocols, treatments, studies, subjects or staff members both within or outside of the Thamesmead facility, belonging to Brideston Pharmacokinetics with any parties not herein employed, or possessing appropriate clearances from Brideston Pharmacokinetics. You understand that your employment by Brideston Pharmacokinetics may be terminated at any time without appropriate reason or warning. You understand that termination of your employment either by you, the employee or by Brideston Pharmacokinetics, without two weeks notice, disqualifies you from receiving any owed pay cheques, vacation hours and pay or bonuses. Upon employment by Brideston Pharmacokinetics, you hereby agree to abide by all rules, guidelines and instructions or demands from your facility superiors without question. You acknowledge that you have read and understood all facility guidebooks and you agree to abide by the rules set forth in them. You understand that you are required to sign a full, legal and binding non-disclosure agreement and that this agreement is binding after termination of employment.

Please sign and date below:

    Ira Brideston
    ◦ 09/06/2011 ◦
    Isaac Brideston ◦ 09/06/2011 ◦

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PostSubject: Re: Ira Brideston   Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:08 am


◦ Ira Brideston ◦

    POSITION: Research Coordinator
    DEPARTMENT: Facility Administration



Before you begin play, you must complete the few steps listed below:

  • Sign up for the Facility Staff Facility Staff HERE.
  • Sign up for the who plays who list HERE.
  • Sign up your play-by on the face claim HERE.
  • Sign up for staff housing either at the condominium complex HERE, or in Greater London, HERE.

Don't forget to familiarise yourself with the pertinent staff & subject handbooks and other in character information that you'll need to reference for play, and have fun!
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